“It was my fault. It was my carelessness that led to Mitsukuni's cavity. I forgot to tell him to brush his teeth before napping... twice.”
“*To Haruhi Fujioka about him helping her search for her wallet in water* A little water never hurt anyone. Besides, people are always telling me that I'm dripping with good looks.”
“Depending on your request, whether I will laugh or get angry - that will decide your lifespan, boy.”
“In my mind this jacked-up sideways ridiculousness is the normal state?”
“They say that the best blaze burns brightest, when circumstances are at their worst.”
“When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.”
“Sounds like a lot of work, I think I'll pass. I'd rather play and I'll ask for help when I get stuck.”
“Hinata... this is the unalterable difference in strength... the distinction that separates the elite from the failure. This is the unchangeable reality. From the moment you said you wouldn't run, your defeat was inevitable. The only possible outcome was your present despair... Withdraw!”
“Could you stop skipping the thinking process when you respond?”
“[To Sarutobi] What nonsense! In the grand scheme of time, you're nothing more than a trivial footnote in the brief history of a cluster of huts called the "Leaf Village"! In time, the Hokage Stone Faces will crumble and be worn down to nothing...”
“I put a propulsion engine under your seat just in case you messed up.”