“I can't lose weight, I don't know how to deal with being any skinnier than I already am.”
“I do not deny evil, nor do I believe that any human is completely free of malice. Everything must be in balance. As long as evil and good maintain an equilibrium in this world, there is no problem. Perfect balance is the key to everything.”
“This brings us to number 278 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. I hate carrots. Never even think about putting them in my food, you get it?”
“You know about it, don't you, Witch Medusa? About the Kishin beneath the DWMA.”
“There are stars and planets floating around me. I don't think I could handle astronomy right now.”
“Thumbtacks in my shoes would stick into my feet whenever I tried to walk. It would hurt. I don't think I could deal with that really.”
“Black Star, I can't come down, there's water. Carry me.”
“It's quite basic actually, perhaps the simplest of tricks there is. True it may not seem so simple from an ordinary persons point of view, some people may even consider it a baffling, utterly perplexing problem. Things will often appear complicated on the outside while in truth they are simplicity itself. Of course how one sees these things depends on the person, many people find there is a fine line separating the complex to the very simple.”
“Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.”
“Thus I found myself carrying the entire weight of the troop as I preformed my dance before a capacity crowd at the opera house.”
“SILENCE! This is number 349 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. Meisters should eat everything regardless of personal likes and dislikes. Never say anything as selfish as "I don't like carrots." again.”
“We're hunting after a legendary sword. Finding a fairy or two shouldn't be surprising.”
“A symphony can not be created using common sense and probabilities. It is already written in the fate of the composer. No... that's not it. A symphony is the inevitable result of a bad childhood, deafness, and too many beans eaten after a certain time of day.”
“If you want to do damage to the other ship you have to ram them in the middle! Now do it again!”