The best anime quotes about comedy.
“*talking about Usopp and Luffy* It's never ending with those idiots. HEY! Lay off the sob stories! You know how dangerous this island is! Let's not give it any help in killing us!”
“*laughs after Risa starts to cry and complain about him stealing her heart again* How many hearts do u have?”
“*Otani gets a rare Umibouzou ticket*Yeah, I'm awesome, praise me more!”
“Oh this is perfect! Now my arm's fallen off too! Today is a terrible day!”
“*after his "5 ton's hammer" breaks* Of course it was fake! I can't lift five tons! I quit after five pounds!”
“Moron! I'm not worried about you. I meant that you shouldn't take all the credit for yourself.”
“*after seeing Ussopp's 5 ton hammer break* You mean it was a fake?!”
“You selfish people! Can't you see that he's hungry? Why do you hurt him? I think he is sick, so he can't find food by himself. Am I right? Here! Eat this food. *Luffy tries to eat Sanji* Die!!”
“There should be a limit to how similar a couple looks like.”
“I am, Jiraiya, the epitome of manliness! I shall fall for no woman's wiles! When you're me, you only need to flash that sexiness to have women fall at your feet.”
“I'm Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate...I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future...never really thought about it. As for my hobbies...I have lots of hobbies.”
“*about Gai* He's so childish. He acts like a seven-year-old!”
“I wonder if it'll be fun to see mermaid-san's panties.”
