The best anime quotes about comedy.
“This has got to be a joke! I'm being sucked into a black hole inside a toilet! Either that or there's one gigantic vacuum cleaner down here.”
“They say "there's always room for dessert", but for me, it's more like "there's always room if someone else is paying".”
“How is this possible? I must be the first person in history who was flushed down the toilet!”
“I'm home. What, are you greeting me in an apron? You look pretty good in it.”
“Very funny. Carrots, peppers, and bugs! Everyone has something they don't like and I don't like bugs!”
“...She's scary. People who can put on a serious face while joking are the scariest.”
“(after Pikachu accidentally zaps her bike to a crisp) My bike's been barbecued!!”
“How about I gently shove my foot down your throat?”
“She is trying to use rep... per... pre... what is it again? Oh, yeah! Perverse Psychology on me!”
“Yusuke Urameshi, age 14. Survived by his mom and everybody. After going through a big ordeal to get his life back, Yusuke had a brief second chance until he was eaten by a fish! That's right! No heroic death! No fighting evil villans! Fish food!”
“And I thought you were going to buy a stone to evolve yourself.”
“For a second there I thought the floor was going to--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Where'd the ground go?”
