#Comedy

“*to Araragi* A creature like you having a brain residing in his skull...is already a miracle in and of itself.”

“Someone the exact opposite of Inuyasha. That's the perfect guy for me.”

“But is it necessary to keep stroking my leg while you talk. *to Miroku*”

“Say please, before asking for favor.”

“*guilty voice* Because of my carelessness Araragi-kun realized that his brain is slower than others.”

“Why am I always the one handing out apologies?”

“You're a real sight for sore eyes. *to Kagome*”

“Let's eat fast so we can eat again!”

“[after drawing the infinity symbol] I thought of it myself, it stands for... Mugen.”

“It was an egg-cident! Get it? 'Egg?”

“Isn't that color a little bright for a ninja?”

“We'd love to get up, Ash...unfortunately, you're STANDING on us.”

“Hahahahahahahah! Now we'll see who has the last quack!”

“If I want your opinion I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU!!!”

“I have my own method of bending spoons. (bends the spoon with his hands) Ha! Muscle over mind!”

“I'm having a major hat crisis. Could you try to steal Pikachu some other time?”