“Sometimes you have days like this. Days where the most trivial little thing... Ends up getting you wrapped up in some big, annoying trouble.”
“There are two kinds of girls in this world. Lovely girls who can get along with me. And all the bitches who can't”
“One cannot live by jokes alone. But if there were no jokes, I’d rather not live.”
“Bears are creatures that feel no insecurity in living alone. They're an animal that lives in isolation. Plus, they can hibernate. What a fabulous thing that is. If I were to be reborn, I definitely want to be a bear.”
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