“First you say I'm faster then you get the heads up on me like I'm an old lady crossing the freeway! Just once I'd like some honesty from the bad guys!”
“Bite my ankles shorty, I swear I'll make you cry to your mom! If you have a mom, that is!”
“Aw, man. You're such a friggin' disgrace. I can't believe I spent so much time trying to defeat such a coward. Now get up and fight!”
“Ugly?! Who you callin' ugly?! C'mere you mouse!”
“Of all the nerve, assault me and then ask for a meal, you're getting squat!”
“So maybe I can't defend against attacks from multiple angles, but sometimes a good defense is just kicking ass!”
“What the hell was that? All my punches were solid, but he brushed them aside like broccoli he didn't order! Didn't even give me a chance to kick his ass!”
“What are you waiting for, your balls to drop?”
“Why does everything you say makes me wanna bash your face in?”
“We all have to die when our time comes, but if we do our duty we don't got regrets. So taste a little piece of my sword, Toguro!”
“That rose whip of his must be ten feet long. Where does he stash it? All the ways I can think of sound kinda painful.”
“Kurama really is a fox thing, and to think I let him near my kitten!”
“Hey! Shorty's a lot cooler than I thought.”
“(using a rental Pikachu doll) Thundershock, Thunderbolt, Thunder. I've been defeated so many times by Pikachu's attacks, I know them all by heart! Ahahahahahaha!”
“You know, it'd really be embarrassing to get eaten by something that came out of an egg this tiny.”