The best anime quotes about sarcasm.
“I'll give you some wise words, Shining Sleepless General. All heroes die of overwork.”
“Anyway, here's my point. Trivial setbacks like yours and mine are nothing but common occurrences in everyday life! Getting hung up over pointless crap like that shows that you're a joke! A complete and utter joke!”
“For a pregnant woman to give birth, she's gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril. For an Artist to create a masterpiece, he's gotta feel the pain of pulling entire galaxies out of his ass.”
“Well it's not like the world is full of sunshine and daisies. If society was only shaped by the view that one must be happy-go-lucky all the time, Hollywood wouldn't make tear-jerking movies, would they?”
“Unfortunately, I don't have a nice eyeball like you, that can see this and that. All I can do to pursue one thing in front of me. So whether it's the abyss of death or an empty void, I won't fight for the manju offered to my grave. I'll fight for tomorrow's breakfast. That's all.”
“It' because you were embarrassed, frustrated, bitter, and jealous. If there's a time when those ill feelings surfaced, then there's also going to be a time where you restrained yourself, smiled, and then cut your relationships afterwards. Being aware of your eventual break up was a rather complicated thing. If you wanted to graduate with a smile, shouldn't you avoid approaching your friends too much? And that's where having no friends was super convenient!”
“I want to reply with a long message, but if it's too long, that might be kind of revolting. But if it's too short, then I might come off as cold instead. Feeling apprehensive of what to do, I decided to reply back with a similar word count instead. This was what they called "mirroring" in psychology. By emulating the actions of the other party, your affection levels would increase!”
“I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone "not being a man" when it's convenient.”
“Who'd want to date girls that talk smack about your friends?”
“People only find me interesting because they can't tell whether I'm serious or not.”
“Mistaking lust for love shows that you're caught in an inflationary spiral of sexual frustration.”
“Nobody thinks they're cuter than others unless they're conceited.”
“A romance won't keep itself going forever. Eventually, you lose that all-important spark. Love has to be nurtured if it's going to last. If you want to be with someone forever, you need to put effort into the relationship... Great, now I'm talking cliches.”
“Your unconditional trust is more than I'm willing to bear.”
“Haven't you ever thought that life would be better if it was a game?”
“You can't do anything about what doesn't exist. In the end, humans have to settle for what's in front of them.”
“It doesn't matter how much trash you pick up. You just have a pile of trash.”
“Luxury means something with no meaning at all”
“There are two kinds of girls in this world. Lovely girls who can get along with me. And all the bitches who can't”
