“You know, it's funny. Every crook I meet wants to tell me how much I'm just like them. But there's a big difference between you and me and the burdens we bear.”
“If there is such a thing as the work of the devil, then there's no doubt it's what happened in this incident.”
“Attention, gun-toting extremists! Can you hear me all right, or did you blow your ears out playing target practice?”
“Whoever invented stew is brilliant! It has milk in it and it still tastes good.”
“Come down here and face me, you third-rate fraud. I'll show you there's no comparison between us!”
“*referring to Winry* I didn't know she could be so cute.”
“Ed believes he saved that town, it's one of the first successes he's had. I'll let him keep thinking that for a while. He'll learn the truth soon enough: we always do.”
“DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AND STICK THEM ON YOUR HEAD!!”
“Yeah, I get it. You couldn't see me since I'm so short, you couldn't distinguish me from all the grains of sand. VERY FUNNY!!”
“Come on now. Is that anyway to talk to your new boss, landlord, and all-around overseer?”
“I don't know if we chose the right path, brother. But I do know this: I don't want to be in this suit anymore. I want to feel things again. It's strange. We've been right beside each other all this time. But I can't remember what your skin feels like, or how you smell.”
“Those people had us dancing right in the palms of their hands, didn't they? I guess it doesn't matter what we do. We'll never be the ones in control.”
“I am an instrument of divine judgment!”
“You can call me Roy Mustang, or just Lieutenant Colonel. Hell, you can call me the Flame Alchemist. Whatever you do, remember the pain.”