Quotes

“No matter how gifted you are... You, alone, cannot change the world.”

“*to Okita, who tells him that he should take his job more seriously* Shall I put you to sleep, ingrate?”

“You mean that we failed again to prevent a bombing? What are you doing, Hijikata-san? You should take this job more seriously.”

“It might be dog food. Take it.”

“*talking about a nosebleed* And why would a girl your age pick hard enough to get a nosebleed?!”

“Ciel, how are you?”

“We could drive them off the entire earth if we had your strength, Gintoki!”

“We've got nothing left at home but salt and sugar.”

“In this country, we don't call someone who can stop a scooter with her bare hands a girl. We call her a mountain gorilla.”

“Oh crap! Today is Jump release day! I forgot it comes out on Saturday this week! We have to go back!”

“Goodbye, vice captain. Why don't you suck on some mayonnaise in the afterlife? [he shoots, blowing up the whole wall]”

“*after Shinpachi caught up to him, while running from the police* What a nice boy you are. Have you come to return my wooden sword? That's all right. It was just a souvenir I bought on a school trip.”

“*after Katsura asks him about what he is doing* Well, I suppose I'm doing something odd, like jogging or taking a walk or something like that.”

“Ah, I wish I could have a bankai like that.”

“Hey, if you take a step over that line, your territorial law won't mean shit!”