“*to Okita, who tells him that he should take his job more seriously* Shall I put you to sleep, ingrate?”
“You mean that we failed again to prevent a bombing? What are you doing, Hijikata-san? You should take this job more seriously.”
“*talking about a nosebleed* And why would a girl your age pick hard enough to get a nosebleed?!”
“[Shinpachi and Kagura are stuck in a trashcan, and have been pushed onto the train tracks. Shinpachi sees a train coming]This timing's just like some manga!”
“We could drive them off the entire earth if we had your strength, Gintoki!”
“In this country, we don't call someone who can stop a scooter with her bare hands a girl. We call her a mountain gorilla.”
“Oh crap! Today is Jump release day! I forgot it comes out on Saturday this week! We have to go back!”
“When I fall it will be silent and tragic.”
“*after Shinpachi caught up to him, while running from the police* What a nice boy you are. Have you come to return my wooden sword? That's all right. It was just a souvenir I bought on a school trip.”
“*after Katsura asks him about what he is doing* Well, I suppose I'm doing something odd, like jogging or taking a walk or something like that.”
“Hey, if you take a step over that line, your territorial law won't mean shit!”