Saitama — memorable quote from One-Punch Man

“This has got to be a joke! I'm being sucked into a black hole inside a toilet! Either that or there's one gigantic vacuum cleaner down here.”

“I don’t believe in crap like coincidence, fate, or destiny.”

“A symphony can not be created using common sense and probabilities. It is already written in the fate of the composer. No... that's not it. A symphony is the inevitable result of a bad childhood, deafness, and too many beans eaten after a certain time of day.”

“Afterall, the fate of the world rests on my pitching. The world sure isn't worth much these days.”

“You're the new Adam and Eve. Go on, procreate, increase the population.”