“Sorry I'm late. You wouldn't believe the traffic.”
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“Sorry I'm late. You wouldn't believe the traffic.”
“Sorry I'm late guys, a black cat crossed my path so I had to go the long way.”
“[thinking] If I'm still sane by the time I finish their training it'll be a miracle!”
“I will show you my own move.”
“A ninja must see underneath the underneath.”
“Leaf Village Secret-Finger Justu...1,000 Years of Death!!! *sticks his fingers up Naruto's ass*”
“Hmmm...how do I put this? My first impression of this group...you're a bunch of idiots!”
“[about the inefficacy of his attack against Tsunade] Did it not penetrate deep enough because of her fat breasts?”
“[About Naruto] Well that's typical. Not happy unless he's giving people a heart attack.”
“[when Naruto transforms into a woman in front of the whole class] CUT THE STUPID TRICKS! THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING!!”
“[as a child] Why should I be sad?! My parents died protecting the village from the monster fox. They're heroes, and I'm the son of those heroes! If I cry, it's because I'm happy! I'm not even sad that they went and left me all alone...”
“I hate the fox, but the boy - I don't hate the boy.”
“It seems like the small leaves in the Village of Konoha have inherited that "will of fire" you spoke of, Third. The fire on the leaves will eventually burn greater and stronger... It will flash its light and protect this village.”
“When a person dies, he disappears, along with his past, current lifestyle, and his future. Many people die in missions and wars. They die easily and in surprisingly simple ways. Hayate was one of them. Those who die have goals and dreams. But everyone has something as important as those. Parents, siblings, friends, lovers... people who are important to you. They trust and help each other. The bond between the people important to you ever since birth and the string that binds them becomes thicker and stronger as time goes by... It's beyond reason. Those bound to you by that string will do that because it is important.”
“Billboard brow!!!”
“Oh, I'm sorry. Her head's so empty, so I mistook her for a vase and put flowers in her. You might want to spit that out quick, though. Those can be quite poisonous.”
“I believe you have the potential to bloom into something even more beautiful than the cosmos.”
“I am of no more use as his tool. Please, kill me.”
“Often people have it wrong, mistakenly believing...that showing mercy to an enemy is kindness. They spare the foe whose life is in their hands... But don't you see? It's an empty existence... to go on living... alone and unloved... when defeat's already cost you your dream!”
“Can you understand? Not having a dream... not being needed by anyone... The pain of merely being alive.”