“*mockingly* That's amazing, Mikuru! We're counting on you! The Earth is in your-- *breaks into uncontrollable and hysterical laughter*”
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“*mockingly* That's amazing, Mikuru! We're counting on you! The Earth is in your-- *breaks into uncontrollable and hysterical laughter*”
“I can't take you seriously when you're dressed like that! I'm sorry, Mikuru, but I'm being controlled by the alien right now. Here goes nothing!”
“Well, I don't think we can deny the distinct possibility that the world we are in now was freshly created, by Her, last night! In any case, it's an honor to meet you and Miss Suzumiya again. *laughing softly* Be seeing you after class!”
“You're the new Adam and Eve. Go on, procreate, increase the population.”
“In this world, the only organisms that get cursed are humans.”
“The top brass at the organization is seriously panicked, right now. Nobody knows what will happen to the "real world", now that we've lost our Deity. If Miss Suzimiya is feeling merciful, we might get to keep on living, on this side of the bubble.”
“I don't know how I know, I just know that I know, y'know?”
“Sometimes I get the feeling that we're all just a bunch of clowns standing on our tiptoes at the edge of a great abyss.”
“If there's really that many people in the world, then there had to be someone who wasn't ordinary. There had to be someone who was living an interesting life. There just had to be. Why wasn't I that person?”
“You know, Kyon...have you ever realized just how insignificant your existence on this planet really is?”
“Oh please, won't you just give up? You're going to die no matter what, so let me kill you.”
“You think it's a joke? Huh. You don't want to die? You don't want me to kill you? I'm sorry, but I just don't understand the concept of death regarding organic lifeforms.”
“Stop kidding around! You're gonna hurt someone with that! Even if that's a rubber knife, you're scaring the hell out of me!”
“*to Kyon* I'm getting bored and just fed up watching something that doesn't seem to be changing at all. That's why...I'm going to kill you and see how Miss Suzumiya reacts.”
“Listen! This isn't fun and games! You mess around and I'll kill ya!”
“I am not referring to the absence of universally accepted personality traits. What I mean is literal, that Haruhi and I are not like other organic lifeforms such as yourself.”
“It's exactly what the SOS Brigade needs! We need something like a mysterious transfer student!”
“Then I'll tell everyone at school that all you geeks ganged up on her and ed her.”
“Feelings of love are just a temporary lapse in judgment. Like a mental illness.”
“I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I'm not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!”