“Kyon, I'm hot!”
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“Kyon, I'm hot!”
“Afterall, the fate of the world rests on my pitching. The world sure isn't worth much these days.”
“Kyon. The contest begins the second someone challenges you. Anything the loser says otherwise is merely an excuse.”
“Kyon-kun. If I become ruined for marriage will you take me?”
“*to Haruhi* I'm begging you. Establish the context before you start talking.”
“*thinking* Normally, one would call an ambulance or ask for help from one of the nearby residents, but this particular boy decided to carry the unconscious, innocent girl... and where the hell are you taking her, bastard?”
“Remote islands are all about strange incidents, right?”
“*to Haruhi* Are you a moron?”
“*commenting on Haruhi's naming of the SOS brigade* Haruhi's incomprehensible words settled the matter. Oh, joy. Just do whatever you want.”
“*referring to Haruhi* She must have been born dumb.”
“Emblem? Looks like a grumbling, drunken tapeworm to me.”
“And without any buildup or fanfare, we now see Nagato Yuki. Even if she were ordinary, she sure doesn't look like a normal person and naturally, she was actually an evil magician. And an alien on top of that.”
“If your face gets any closer, someone who isn't supposed to be in this scene is going to come over there and kick your ass!”
“A picture of you sleeping with a stupid look on your face totally oblivious to the dangers of this trip serves as a warning to future generations!”
“*referring to Haruhi* It would appear that she views guys on the same level as potatoes.”
“Anyone accepting defeat will be punished by running ten laps around the school, naked! And you'll have to yell "Green Martians are chasing me!" for the whole ten laps!”
“Let's calm down. The enemy is shooting at us.”
“It's time to launch the dams!”
“*thinking* Every day, I hang out with an alien, a time traveler, and a Esper...and I'm still as sane and objective as ever. Hmm...I wonder if that makes me special or something.”
“... After all, our goal each year should be to increase the NUMBER of goals we set for ourselves!”