“They have a one-eye bandaged member, so we'll be better and have a two-eye bandaged member!”
“It may be tough now, but the worst is surely yet to come. Keep that in mind, and you'll be fine.”
“Even though I gave my first kiss to a girl by a weird series of events, the night had a good feel to it.”
“*Haruhi talking to hitachiin brothers* You two are different even though you look the same.”
“Having no money is like having a sinus infection. You just ignore it and it goes away.”
“*Haruhi is being forced to kiss a girl* This is going too far. *Kyoya offers to cut her debt by a third if she agrees* ...Oh well, it's just on the cheek.”
“Just suppose... I'm not really Haruhi's father.”
“It's useless. A tiny mouse can run anywhere...but they are always in my sight.”