βThey have a one-eye bandaged member, so we'll be better and have a two-eye bandaged member!β
βIt may be tough now, but the worst is surely yet to come. Keep that in mind, and you'll be fine.β
βMom! Haruhi's using foul language!β
βEven though I gave my first kiss to a girl by a weird series of events, the night had a good feel to it.β
β*Haruhi talking to hitachiin brothers* You two are different even though you look the same.β
βHaving no money is like having a sinus infection. You just ignore it and it goes away.β
β*Haruhi is being forced to kiss a girl* This is going too far. *Kyoya offers to cut her debt by a third if she agrees* ...Oh well, it's just on the cheek.β
βJust suppose... I'm not really Haruhi's father.β
βIt's useless. A tiny mouse can run anywhere...but they are always in my sight.β