“I'm going to have to ask you to stop now, Abarai-kun. I can only step on an ant so hard without crushing it.”
“And you better get this street clean enough to eat off of, or I'll kill you both.”
“This twisted spritual pressure... that white mask... Are you a Hollow?”
“Quit it. Stop whining. Unless you're able to activate your powers at will, you will die, like a dog, in the Soul Society.”
“*Rukia talking to Renji* Hit a nerve, did I? Well, don't worry Mr. Officer. Now you have the rank, and the pompous attitude, and weird eyebrows to go with it!”
“Ya gotta wonder about someone who'd be dumb enough to follow a person as crazy as he is. Wait, I think I just insulted myself.”
“If you two are gonna goof off, try not to be so obvious about it.”
“Why, you...! You punched my ruggedly handsome face! Not once, but twice!”