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“Look deep into my eyes and accept my sincere apology! Also notice my handsome manly features.”
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“Look deep into my eyes and accept my sincere apology! Also notice my handsome manly features.”
“Ughh. Great. What's the point in setting the alarm if I'm going to wake up before it goes off? What a total waste. Now I've gotta shut it off but I don't feel like moving. But if I don't shut it off it will just keep ringing and ringing. Sigh. It makes me tired just thinking about the whole thing. Some mornings are such a drag...”
“Even if it's been a while, you should remember your comrades faces. Why? Because otherwise you will hurt their feelings when they call out to you.”
“When you have that kid, I'll have to protect it. So I've gotta grow up to be a cool adult too!”
“*about Temari* Subtle as a rhino... she might even be scarier than my mom.”
“Heh, I don't know what's going on, but I'm always up for getting wild.”
“Never underestimate your opponent, no matter how small they may seem.”