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“Oh great, it's a kid! I thought I was rescuing a babe, a luscious damsel in distress, not some flat chested little girl.”
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“Oh great, it's a kid! I thought I was rescuing a babe, a luscious damsel in distress, not some flat chested little girl.”
“A dog's happiness is measured by how useful he is to his master.”
“When will the war end? When someone wins.”
“There isn't just one truth out there, everyone carries their own form of it”
“Missy, could you please lend me your underwear?”
“Don't tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can't he come up with something more original?”
“Your best friend is a... polar bear dog. Somehow that makes perfect sense.”
“It's absurd to think your life won't have a meaning unless you leave some work behind. Just living is enough.”
“No matter how strong, for a human to fight a monster means he has submerged his humanity and transformed himself into a greater monster.”
“Wasted effort is one of the privileges of the youth.”
“What a terrible story. But appropriate for our world. Sometimes I feel like I'm walking over a giant pile of shit. Morality and justice don't really suit me. Words like that and what comes out of asses are surprisingly similar.”
“I'm the one who's in the wrong, so if you really want to break someone's nose, break mine.”