“The trees cry out as they die, but you cannot hear them. I lie here. I listen to the pain of the forest and feel the ache of the bullet in my chest and dream of the day when I will finally crunch that gun woman's head in my jaws... She is my daughter. One of the wolf tribe. When the forest dies, so does she. I caught her human parents defiling my forest. They threw their baby at my feet as they ran away. Instead of eating her, I raised her as my own. Now my poor, ugly, beautiful daughter is neither human nor wolf.”
“There is nothing left to believe in.”
“Please don't worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you – not rob you.”
“If you want to know the truth, you must have the courage to accept it.”
“Just as planets seek the light of a star and circle around it, I was a planet that sought the light of a pure star. Even the moon can't shine by itself. It shines so brightly because it reflects light from the sun.”
“Just killing time until the world ends.”
“But I have a fear stronger than the fear of losing. It's the fear of boredom. I fear those days full of boredom.”
“Is it painful to be the person who waits? Or is it more painful to be the person who makes others wait? Either way, there's no need to wait anymore. That's what is most painful.”
“In the end of that lonely path you are going, there is nothing.”
“For you I will go deeper than mountains, and higher than sea.”
“Hope and passion slip through your fingers like sand.”
“You know, Okabe, whether time is slow or fast, depends on perception. Theory of relativity is so romantic.”
“Give a kid a smoke and he'll be happy for a day. Teach him how to smoke... he'll be happy for his whole shortened life.”
“Miwako, George is Bi. He is gender blind.”
“I'm not a genuine idiot like you! I'm an idiot who accepts the fact that he's an idiot!”
“You were always smiling, real friendly like, but the way you smiled was so empty it hurt to watch you.”
“Listen up numbskull, if Kasumi isn't back by dinnertime, we're gonna have to eat Akane's cooking, and if we do that, man oh man we're gonna wish we were lost at sea!”
“The ocean is so salty because everyone pees in it.”
“If I get reincarnated... I wanna become a clam.”
“[Onizuka's p*nis is bit by a snake]Someone. Suck the poison out! ...Fuyutsuki-chan! I beg you! Suck it out quickly!”