“Yusuke Urameshi, age 14. Survived by his mom and everybody. After going through a big ordeal to get his life back, Yusuke had a brief second chance until he was eaten by a fish! That's right! No heroic death! No fighting evil villans! Fish food!”
“We all have to die when our time comes, but if we do our duty we don't got regrets. So taste a little piece of my sword, Toguro!”
“You know, it'd really be embarrassing to get eaten by something that came out of an egg this tiny.”
“That's it! My head as a trampoline is where I draw the line!”
“You know, I really can't stand it when guys pick on people weaker than them...but I guess I'll do it to you anyway!”
“So sorry you caught me on such a bad day, it makes me a real jerk!”
“You shouldn't talk. It makes you sound stupid.”
“Huh? What are you doing falling into a hole? Some genius you are. Serves you right!”
“(singing) A tisket, a tasket, a pokemon egg basket!”
“Stop meddling in Team Rocket's affairs!”
“Well, I like to look at myself in my spare time.”
“I have no idea what just happened, but I'll gladly take credit for it.”
“Okay, I'll talk! Take the elevator to see my boss!”
“Fruit doesn't grow on trees, you know!”
“Being good guys for once would be super-dupulous!”
“When it comes to catching Spinda, we sure are the Winda!”
“We're pulling a big job here! Get lost, kid!”
“Quick! It's coming! Dance like an eggplant!”
“(using a rental Pikachu doll) Thundershock, Thunderbolt, Thunder. I've been defeated so many times by Pikachu's attacks, I know them all by heart! Ahahahahahaha!”
“We have a proud tradition of failure to uphold!”