“So maybe I can't defend against attacks from multiple angles, but sometimes a good defense is just kicking ass!”
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“So maybe I can't defend against attacks from multiple angles, but sometimes a good defense is just kicking ass!”
“How about I gently shove my foot down your throat?”
“You can't end a good party without someone on the floor.”
“Stop laughing hamster legs!”
“Alright already, you had me at shut up.”
“It smells girly. I don't think I like it.”
“I don't care if it's a girl, a baby or someone's grandma. I'm gonna fight her anyway.”
“Maybe there've been times when I've been pissed and hated things, but it wasn't from this work. My dad's a no-show, my mom's lush and school sucks, but this job is the one damn thing I'm good at. If all the crap in my life hasn't screwed up yet, then neither will this and neither will you.”
“Aw, man. You're such a friggin' disgrace. I can't believe I spent so much time trying to defeat such a coward. Now get up and fight!”
“What the hell was that? All my punches were solid, but he brushed them aside like broccoli he didn't order! Didn't even give me a chance to kick his ass!”
“Ugly?! Who you callin' ugly?! C'mere you mouse!”
“Fine! You heard fox boy, there's nothing we can do for the old hag if she's already limp. Just gotta keep on truckin, yes sir! I'm gonna go outside and make myself a nice, big, shiny first-place medal, sit in the sun, and have a stupendous friggin day, dammit!”
“You took my teacher, and now I let you take my friend. What the hell do you want from me?”
“Why does everything you say makes me wanna bash your face in?”
“Damn, at least one of us should've died!”
“That rose whip of his must be ten feet long. Where does he stash it? All the ways I can think of sound kinda painful.”
“Kurama really is a fox thing, and to think I let him near my kitten!”
“Ugly people shouldn't be allowed to smile that much!”
“This is DUUUMMMBBB!!!!!!”
“Hey! Shorty's a lot cooler than I thought.”