“Jealous? Really? Really?! Really Haruhi?!! *after that Haruhi shoots him down with a negative answer*”
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“Jealous? Really? Really?! Really Haruhi?!! *after that Haruhi shoots him down with a negative answer*”
“Having no money is like having a sinus infection. You just ignore it and it goes away.”
“Eyebrow Zombies... How about we call them Zombrows?”
“A life without gambling is like sushi without wasabi!”
“When a woman says something's cute, a man just can't trust it.”
“Listen up! Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it's cold outside your bed. You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize! It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don't stop! You can't stop! That's what I'm talking about! THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK! DO YOU GET IT!?”
“*staring at his hand in the toilet* Do you know why people have two hands? That's because...”
“*Gintoki stopped by a metal detector* Could it be that this can even detect the blade of the soul?”
“Every since childhood we've dreamed of being pirates. We're looking for the fabled treasure they call "One Pack", right Zura? (One Piece parody)”
“Listen up! What we need is this! Yes, calcium! If we have enough calcium, we can do anything!”
“That's a good attitude. You should hate me more, curse me more, and detest me! Then you should take the power of that hatred and use it to survive in this rotten world. (parody of Naruto, Itachi)”
“It's not Zura. IT'S KATSURA!”
“Oi, oi. Why do you have red eyes? Have you been playing Tetris all night?”
“Shut up! I killed Sasuke Uchiha! And you're next, you art-hating sack of wrinkles!”
“*Before killing the Suna guards* Look at those fools. They have no appreciation for art. You have to feel art. And true art... is an EXPLOSION!”
“Art is a BANG!”
“*Tamaki is sulking* Come on sempai, would you please stop growing mushrooms in other people's closets?”
“You know, sempai, this could be considered sexual harrassment.”
“The end of the world is here, huh?”
“Rich Bastards.”