The best anime quotes about sarcasm.
“*about women, to his father* If women made you a better person, I wouldn't want to know what you were like before.”
“*about Ino* What a drag... I say a single thing against Sasuke, and I have to get that evil look from her eyes.”
“*to Naruto* You? Hokage? You can't even beat me! No-one's deluded enough to think that you have what it takes to become the next Hokage, not even you! Tell you what, though... I'll become Hokage in your place!”
“I have one last request. Please slap me in the face with that wad of cash.”
“Ughh. Great. What's the point in setting the alarm if I'm going to wake up before it goes off? What a total waste. Now I've gotta shut it off but I don't feel like moving. But if I don't shut it off it will just keep ringing and ringing. Sigh. It makes me tired just thinking about the whole thing. Some mornings are such a drag...”
“*about Finnian* I have lived for a long time, but this is my first time meeting a space alien. What kind of counter-attack is that sparkly, smiley face expecting from me?”
“*to Prince Sohma* Who's my best friend? Don't say such ridiculous things.”
“*to William Spears* My, my. How difficult to handle alone. But this large quantity of souls, shall a demon like me offer you assistance with them?”
“*to Claude* Ally? What's with that cliched word? Supreme love is always a battle to death!”
“I wonder, if the butler isn't here, is the earl just a child who can't do anything?”
“It seems your talent for dancing is non-existent. It must be crushing, young master.”
“*to Claude, teasing him* This is your way, right? Day into night, sugar into salt, dark blue into gold. Then I will turn the gold... into black.”
“*to Sebastian* I really wanna do some vigorous exercise with you.”
“Heaven? I don't have an affinity with that place.”
“*to Claude* How can you say that. I'm one hell of- wait, it's still early for that.”
