“*talking about a nosebleed* And why would a girl your age pick hard enough to get a nosebleed?!”
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“*talking about a nosebleed* And why would a girl your age pick hard enough to get a nosebleed?!”
“We've got nothing left at home but salt and sugar.”
“[Shinpachi and Kagura are stuck in a trashcan, and have been pushed onto the train tracks. Shinpachi sees a train coming]This timing's just like some manga!”
“I don't like men with glasses.”
“Who the hell are they? Pedophile yakuza?”
“In this country, we don't call someone who can stop a scooter with her bare hands a girl. We call her a mountain gorilla.”
“[after hitting Kagura with his motor scooter, Gintoki looks inside a vending machine slot] D-don't worry. A-all we have to do is find a t-t-time machine.”
“Oh crap! Today is Jump release day! I forgot it comes out on Saturday this week! We have to go back!”
“Shut it! Do you know the pain of having a permanent perm?!”
“A samurai doesn't need a reason to do what's right. If you want to protect her, you must draw your sword.”
“Damn that sister of mine! She's always talking about our father, but what did that baldy ever do for us?! He just played Othello with us from time to time!”
“Leave it at that. Even though she was raised by gorillas, she's still a woman.”
“Back then. I felt a kernel of untruth in your words. You talked about "The world she loves" many times. But made not a single mention of "The world I love".”
“You destroyed those Menos Grandes. That's enough for me! I have decided to fight by your side! I won't accept no as an answer, masked ones!”
“You are right. I have not yet introduced myself. I am Captain of the Seventh Division Komamura Sajin. And though it shames me, I am just as you say -- A meager worm of a man.”
“[to Choe Neng Poww, as the giant Arrancar charges a Cero after making a comment on Komamura's strength] I see...Then I shall stop that yawn in its tracks. Bankai.”
“Don't retreat, Tetsuzaemon. No matter what. You stand firm right behind me!”
“[thinking at the grave of Tosen's friend] O' anonymous friend of Tousen... If you had been there...What would you have said to stop him?”
“Let us commence, Zaraki! Your favorite game of carnage!!”
“[during Tosen, Gin Ichimaru and Sosuke Aizen's escape from Soul Society] Get down here, Tosen! Why did you become a Shingami? Was it not for your deceased friend? Was it not to carry out justice!? Where is your justice now!?”