“I hate explaining the same thing twice.”
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“I hate explaining the same thing twice.”
“This is what a real trump card is.”
“If I kick enough asses I might even end up Hokage!”
“Let's die together.”
“*to Naruto* You? Hokage? You can't even beat me! No-one's deluded enough to think that you have what it takes to become the next Hokage, not even you! Tell you what, though... I'll become Hokage in your place!”
“Don't think you can run away from my nose.”
“Heh, I don't know what's going on, but I'm always up for getting wild.”
“Yahoo! Akamaru, let's do this!”
“I'm gonna eat until I can eat no more!”
“I can't forgive you for calling me fat! But even more than that... Not just for stealing the last chip... or calling me fat... most importantly I won't forgive anyone who insults my best friend!”
“Fat!? I'm big boned!”
“*to Shikamaru* I won't let even YOU eat the last barbecue chip!”
“My master entrusted me with a lot, from big things to little things. It's the same for you an unlimited number of things, don't you think it's about time for us, to be the ones who entrust not the entrusted, it's a pain in the ass but I can't say that. Someday you'll be the one to treat others to ramen and you'll be called Master Naruto... We can't stay kids forever, like Asuma and Jiraiya, I wanna be as cool as them.”
“*about Temari* Subtle as a rhino... she might even be scarier than my mom.”
“*about women, to his father* If women made you a better person, I wouldn't want to know what you were like before.”
“*about girls* C'mon. You know what they're like. You can never figure them out. You never know where you could stand with them. The smallest things could put you in their bad side. Always playing little mind games with you. Trying to make you do what they want. They're just a big pain basically.”
“When you have that kid, I'll have to protect it. So I've gotta grow up to be a cool adult too!”
“We're not stupid enough to go out there planning to die.”
“*to Hidan* That pathetic Lord Jashin or whatever isn't your God anymore. I am. The only one bringing down vengeance is me.”
“*to Hidan* See, you and I have different beliefs. I believe in the Will of Fire.”