“The root of all evil is the kotatsu.”
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“The root of all evil is the kotatsu.”
“Even your gravest mistakes shouldn't stop you from moving forward.”
“If I wouldn't have tripped, you wouldn't have stopped, now would you?”
“Whatever you do or don't do, you're the one who always makes the decision.”
“There's something wrong with people who seek reality in fiction.”
“Hero? No! We're pirates! I love heroes, but I don't wanna be one! Do you know what heroes are? Say there is a chunk of meat. Pirates will have a banquet and eat it, but heroes will share it with other people. I want all the meat!”
“I'm not smart enough to figure out answers no matter how much time I spend thinking. All I can do now is to empty my head and dash forward.”
“You'll always stand by the light. That is your basketball.”
“I'm going to teach you how to talk to your seniors, baldy.”
“*after touching Misa's butt and getting away with it* This is an outrage... taking advantage of this situation! I assure you, I will get to the bottom of this!”
“And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.”
“You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!”
“So, who should we hold responsible? Compensation. Punishment. If you didn't want any problems you shouldn't have taken risks.”
“The chickens have earned their right to live, while the humans will go hungry.”
“I bet that when they run out of delicacy points, girls turn into old ladies.”
“It's quite educational, seeing the thought process of someone in charge.”
“I've done it! After years of climbing the ladder, I've finally made it! Now that I have control of all good, no one can stop me! I now rule the human race! First, I will restore all the long-abandoned customs! Control the people! Control the goods! Control the economy! Once that's done, I can easily take over the nation! I'm in position to wield all of the power! Time to implement a dictatorial democracy! I can be a tyrant!”
“Hide the truth. Manipulate information. Use intimidation.”
“A politician in the past once said: "My secretaries did it all."”
“And so... I have written down the lesson I've learned from this vital experience in form of a title suitable for a business reference book: "Never hold meetings. The outcome is determined before the meeting begins."”