Ash Ketchum — memorable quote from Pokémon Evolutions

“Marriage, the institution where one's existence goes to die. All married people prattle on about their so-called marital bliss about how they love saying "I'm home!" to their spouses, or how seeing their sleeping kids motivates them for tomorrow. But think about it: you can say "I'm home!" if you live your parents, you can even buy some mouthwash and say "I'm home!" to the hippos on the label. And if they're talking about seeing their sleeping kids, that just means they're working hellish overtime hours. How is that in any way blissful?”

“The reason the Yamadas get along fine is because all three adults are nuts. If one of you were normal it would unbalance the rest.”

“My name is Duck. Yes, like the bird. Take it up with my parents. They never loved me!”

“Nanika, will you forgive me for being a bad big brother?”

“If you don't face each other with honesty, what kind of family is this?”