“Oh right, most talented artists become famous after they're dead, I'll make you great by taking you to the cemetery called prison!”
“Mu, I'd actually be pleased if you'd vanish right about now!”
“Goodbye, vice captain. Why don't you suck on some mayonnaise in the afterlife? [he shoots, blowing up the whole wall]”
“Mistaking lust for love shows that you're caught in an inflationary spiral of sexual frustration.”
“People only find me interesting because they can't tell whether I'm serious or not.”
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